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estrus dreams, shit? xD) and an OC named ... Fairil! (Until I forget the name xD). MEGA contains a Mary Sue, Selfinsert, OoC, arrows and twisted ideas xD. So go for your popcorn and make yourself comfortable in their seats (which fortunately torture will not last long since lost more than three quarters of fic hallelujah!) My story begins in a field training for elves from the Black Forest. No warrior could give his arrow hit the target, until one, gave





All those present, believed that the owner of that shot that caught the attention of all, would be a strong elfthat may help them better their aim, as they were again joined the army of the king. Although all were very surprised to see that a lady of the night-black hair and gray eyes had a bow in his hands and his side a beautiful horse that had golden helmets. The elf crept to the trunk where he had fixed his arrow, I take it, put it in his quiver and ran to his horse, jumped on his back and began to gallop like the wind sheet.

Well since the beginning sucks. The chick is buenota, is an excellent keeper (so you win a bunch of elves that are supposed to pay them xD), it is all worth it and has an elasticity above enviable (to climb the back of a big horse of a sothe jump is not grace, ah). After this demonstration of archery it runs out of the kingdom but soprais oh! meets an elf in the road and not dragging it tries to stop the horse and so it falls to the ground, faint and lie appears in a wonderful room in the kingdom. Follow.

"Mmm ... what happened?" I sore and looking around.

"I tell you what happened. I was very happy walking down "my kingdom" when I turned I saw almost made up your horse and gullies not slow down and knocking the horse, "said the elf of the accident between angry and mocking. CH
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-Say that annoying slow-answer-that's wrong not to look out for where you cross.

- What?, That it happens to you, to go to that speed on your horse, "said the elf approaching and looking at me like a child who knows nothing.

"But you ...

- SILENCE! "Shouted the oldest elf who was in the room, the two were partly to blame, one where walking is not fixed and the other," said pointing with his gaze to go as a soul that takes the devil mounted on his steed. Ahocidente.

"And who are you to tell me what I should or should not do" I said angrily. Began to hate the elf, it was believed most of what it was.

"I'm Legolas, Legolas Green Leaf, Prince of the Black Forest and remember you're in the Black Forest he said angrily.

"I do not care if a prince of the Black Forest or Middle Earth, but I'm out of here" I said, I tried to get up but a hand on my arm stopped me, turn and Legolas saw with scowling.

-Tu nor go to any place, "he said, seemed as if deep down I wish it would stay, but I doubted it was just a game to win a servant more and if that was not achieved.

- Where Camlost?-Camlost was my horse.

"If you mean your horse is down, rest and your change of clothes is in the closet," said Legolas. At that time the father of Legolas, I guess would be the king and his two companions left the room. Legolas and I were left alone. He went to the cupboard and took a very nice dress red, like a flame of fire in the evening. & nbsp;

- What is it? "I asked.

- What is ovbio?, Is a dress, "he said happily.

- What to do with it, "I said taking a few steps backward.

"You who believe," he said. He approached me and put it in one of my hands, will make things now.

- YOU!?, You're crazy, I would not put a dress, ever, are very uncomfortable, I look like a jester in addition to denying that, "said head.

"Then you prefer the nightgown, remember that it is also a dress," he said smiling, "but shorter.

Oh! I'm dying! "I wrote this (beginning to regret to show, really). Well, the chick is all rough, Legolas is more than OoC is a complete idiot. His father, Thranduil, I mean, why ... (and this is no joke) always painted like a father to the girls who came to his castle? Because this was not an invention of mine, in many fics of this nature parents adore Legolas and Legolas newcomers has slight friction with them, I swear, it's not my fault xDDDD!

Finally, another cliché: I hate her clothes, and again, I did not invent it, hate ALL the dresses do not understand ... ifor not, "I said jumping out of bed if I want to go. Bedclothes only one pequela Legolas smile and stood in the doorway for a moment, shall we go?.

-Ahhh ... yeah, "he said, looked like he was looking at the flies.

We left the room and headed to the stables, the whole journey was very quiet, I do not know what to say, also had to think about how to escape from there.

Fairil follows

like, "you-kick-the-back-every-once-you-want" and Legolas increasingly more with it idiot. She tries to escape so they go to "walk" as they are angry but do not talk to each other. Her in the ride "-Ahhh ... I? ... Is that ... I missed! "Let go.

-Mmm ...

- What happens? "I asked again.

"I told you anything," the annoying thing, we both fell silent looking at us in the eye, then separate the light of it and look again at the sky how llegasta here?.

"I said I was strolling through the kingdom," I said.

- Why are you angry? "He said.

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- Would you tell me?.

"And that is supposed to tell me!, An elf as you," I said ironically.

"Whatever your heart cries out for you to take," he said. I kept quiet, in fact if dcirle wanted something, but ... I was afraid.

"I tell you that I lied," I said nobody expected me anywhere in Middle-earth ... I am alone in this world ... I have no direction yet. It started when I Birthdaylí 1583 years, the Tribe of Fire was great then. My father insisted on paying a huge celebration, inviting the whole town each and some family members not living here. During the celebration was all joy, hugs, songs, dances, there were many people but ... not everything that is beautiful ... and so is impedecedero happened. Arrived more than five hundred orcs and attacked the city, everything became a mess, people ran to and fro screaming for help. Orcs destroyed the entire tribe and its people well. Only let us live to me and my family, I fled with camelost far, after several days back, but it was not my family, I searched for 1500 years and still can not find it, I do not think I abandon and perhaps they are somewhere they looking for me, all these long years I have earned for myself, I got my food, I made my clothes, I have cured myself, I have gone through many difficulties ... so I am prob-ably so bitter, I do not know, it hurts losing my family and not have someone Suranto all these years, someone to hold me, to help me with my problems and who cared for me, "I said between sobs.

Finally the truth! She is alone in the world and has no dog barking ... how sad yuck. Legolas continues to behave like an idiot in front of it (I remember a review I asked why he cries and I say something "coherenttakes off to their rooms. Here comes the mother of Leggy in plan "prophet" and says he knew it would be xD. After Legolas reaches an inner peace that radiates insurmountable and given a special mini-box:

- What is it? "I asked surprised.

-A box, "he said mockingly.

"It is a box," I said soothingly but ... it brings?.

"I do not know," said my father gave me, said the Lady Galadriel sent ... Lothlorien.

"Yes, I've seen before ... is beautiful ... but what an elf would give me something so important to me?" I even more surprised.

I do not know, but ... said he had to do with your powers ... "said Legolas.

- Powers! "I asked" What power?.

"It's supposed that you should know them," he said.

... I spoke not with power, was silly. But perhaps Galadriel knew something that I never heard, some of my family. I opened the box slowly and estueno is something. She repeated the same to Fairil). The point is told to rest and the next day to talk much. Fairil goes with Leggy and there is a very pre-lemmon scene where she qyeda tangled in a blanket like a towel because Legolas begs them to stay together in their room and she agrees. And now I want to emphasize something to honor

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I woke with the birds singing and look around me, I was completely naked, the savanna was very slippery and probably had slipped through my body, luckily Legolas was still sleeping, but I was very hands on my stomach, even hugged me very tightly. Remove your armSpondias swiftly got up and put on my dress while tenna, "I said and left the room towards mine. I did not know how to reach so I ask that this Haldir, who coincidentally had the same fate as me. He gave me directions and when I get dressed quickly and went to the room where he had been yesterday. Upon arrival I saw her no more, but behind it came a small, well known to me.

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-ree-ar-tula said Galadriel or Haar-elme said long ago began to say ...

If Dry Lindiwe is now. In fact thanks to her I could finish this fic (she is at fault, burn it to her! XD). Thanks for your support babe, are GHTMLXC "The time for" ask.

"The time for you to know what you really are, apparently they were a Valar ... just wanted to live more with the inhabitants of Middle-earth and dressed as an elf and a elf woman. They realized that this life we lead us is smooth and to discover the purposes of Sauron returned to Valinor, but before you had to leave you and your credentials are passed to you, now you're a valier, this is kind of Valar very strange, because everything you feel or will happen, will happen to Middle Earth, so we need to live, you find your family and love the person you love, "said Galadriel CHTMily and members of his tribe and becomes queen or something. I honestly do not remember very well (for my sanity, thanks) but the end is just cutroso as the beginning (because there are stories that with the passage of Capistrano will become more serious and better. It never matured u_u) After I wrote a few originals and leave the fics wave for many years until Lindi appeared again, but now as Dry and showed me the world of FF and now I never write what I write fics HP (shoot) .

In short, all the arches away from me please, who was only 30 years! Hahahahahaha just kidding, it was about ... 11 years, something like ... or 12 maybe.

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and I practice more. The point is to go twice a week for 3 hours in the afternoon. ammm ... On the other hand got tb and place in a school of Fine Arts which is about 1 ½ hours from my house ¬ ¬, only that there was no room for singing so I signed up to the transverse flute (plus flute had tuba, French horn and I do not remember what else, what would you choose?
not going to be loading my trumpet everywhere >.\u0026lt;).
Either way is just one workshop will last one year and which I have to learn to read music at sight and to interpret, and that's a big, but great progress but not study vocal technique.

Now I want andeu yes, it was cross xD) but then I realized that no one else besides me could hear me, and through our presentation, the director, my former teacher, I made a sign to say he was not listening, then I pressed some circles to the bottom of the flute and now if it was heard very strong, as harsh and as was the final piece everyone realized the error.

the end the work completed and the funny thing is that when the curtain finally opened and just saw the theater was full of people, had acted without anyone seeing us! We thanked and left. And I remembered I had left my stuff down the proscenium, the ranks of the theater. I asked my brother to accompany me for them becauseity all, but when I turned my brother was not there and the silence merged with the dark almost made me die. was very scared, not even occurred to me how to get there, as if he knew the way back . I was trembling with my things, with the candle still burning in my hands. Finally I heard footsteps and my brother came with other friends. Everyone laughed as if they had been told the best joke of their lives.

But one of his friends said: "If
not crying is not worth running, and left where they came, my brother went after them while I scream that I expected. He did not stop ever.
Totally took my terrified and mad cosus seductive voices.

When we got to the point where in front of me lay another large red curtain behind the door down and took me outside the theater, the voices have intensified and invited me backstage where I knew there was only utter darkness from which he had witnessed. And I was about to do, as he watched the figures disappear along the curtain, to be absorbed and still calling me.
But I was not behind them, instead I shouted "I'm coming" to make them believe yes go and started to run everything that made my legs gave out the theater. But apparently noticed the shadows of my betrayal and were behind me. I could feelmay be best considered as an ancient relic xD, all children (or most) will be secondary and I supposed to be in college .... that to some extent, I must be honest, I felt in decline. But do not think negatively! No no, I'm very, very grateful to my parents, because despite the difficulties continue to support me and I keep getting the best for me to be better.


other hand, in my birthday I was very X xD. The truth will not deny it, had it not been for the tour
"harassed Tarja",
not know what had become of me on my birthday xD.

And although I met Tarja live and in living color (Put on strike for me, okay? And do not purchase more

How Much Does Hair Coloring Cost At Jc Penney A Series of Unfortunate Events ...

or from the highs reached here is that when wet (I did take a cold shower to "go down it) and lay down. After 5 minutes the phone rang and I answered.

(Here's a decent reproduction of the conversation with the psychopath, Manica, paranoid sh ***)


ME:
Yes?

LOCA:

Who is this? I (

following advice from my mother saying that one must "receive" information instead of giving it): Who wants to talk? Who is it?

LOCA: Who is this? -In a tone between an order and despair. ME:
"WHO-WANT-TO-TALK?
-I miss the "fuck" hahahaha. CHTML
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The next unfortunate event broke today and I think is the most sad and makes me feel worse.

I did not stay (again xD) at the University (this time, the Conservatorium of Music)
the results came out today and I was not, uff, here were more "compassionate." Than 120 people were only 18 = / Seriously, I do not know what to think. On one hand I re-emputa give only 18 beds, is unprecedented ... I do not know ... everybody complains about education, which is crap and such, but by god! I do not think giving 18 seats to improve!
If I'm not so stupid as to not have a plan B, but is ... inadequate. Unfortunately
now before me is a white background and do not know how to begin to draw lines or colors. Seriously. I feel completely empty. I said I would not put bad but it's impossible. It's a kick in the ass too painful to avoid punctures.
I'm not saying I'm the best, in fact I'm sure that if instead of 18 it had been 50, I would agree. Because damn if I were 50 and no, it is really bad I am! BUT NO! 18!
Why only 18 beds in three shifts (morning, afternoon mixed), is it that not enough teachers? Because as far asI know that idiot shield that "in music classes are specific and so they accept a few students" is a hoax. And if the classes are "almost" individuals, but "10 minutes?, Private" for 10 min. only? Are they kidding? Fuck ... seriously, that's all my courage and now. It's not that we do not have the capacity to enter into such a place is the shit system that allows us to enter. It's that damn waste by buying seats for favors or cash. Because it is so, I myself saw and heard.
What a shame. I am sorry for myself ... sincerely. Because now I feel like this is not my fault. But, it's time to forget it and if they do not give me a time and placeor I'll take it. Yes.
My plan B is first of all prepare for next year. I'll go to a school of artistic initiation and fight for that square. Tb get me to work for within 8 days of age will be! Yuuju! and now I have to be responsible highbrow * makes a face * hahahaha and of course the inglés.Me put it to English, so there will be a whole year wasted no?

I hope this streak unfortunate events and runs. Although who knows ... today gave me a stomach ache that has brought me to the compu bath every 5 min. >. \u0026lt;To finish ..... Well, the best news among many desfortunios:



VIRGIN BLACK BACK TO MEXICO ON 20 SEPT. THE FLYING CIRCUS!
Phew, I did not stay in any unit, awfully strange to my friends from high school, will soon turn 18 and seriously, I almost self-sufficient force, it hurts my stomach and what comes ... but Virgin Black back and that's better than a thousand conservatories xDDDD

As you can see my fans for them is almost obsessive, but I can not help aghhh is almost orgasmic listen
xDDD ok, I did not say that hahahaha. Uff
And after last year's concert as I was not going to put this because back?

Let's say the band has a very conceptual music more to the headbapt. And though my birthday is this coming August 11 (do not forget hahaha) what festejaré with them until September 20. that this will be my regaliux! The best ever! aisss!

Seriously, just thinking about them I am happy, so I think only of them to be happy hahahaha. Well

and only once again I take this space to give me (shit, sleep and the "musicians bus" xD) to make a few announcements.

To all those who are already united, or know my forum, Poets Anonymous, I tell them that and opened the first raid

forum and you can vote and so nn fics were few and most were one-shoots and we waited. Those who do not know or what Poet