"Have not you read Twilight?"
and I thus "What's that?" xD. Well finally a friend gave me the honor of spending the mind free pdf and there I am a fool (although somewhat unpleasant criticism that he had read before and thought it would be a rehash of the Vampire Chronicles of Anne Rice matron) reading. The termin & eacuabout to give birth to a demon's that thing that goes in the panzota
and if it is not down on the inside and finally kills me give me a shot in the head (
if HATE Bella ¬ ¬ ;)). Well, first: the plot. Or should I say "the thing fumadota that?. Whatever.
The plot is VERY, VERY, VERY smoked. one thing to say "ok, there are sooooo many stories of vampires and want to do something original" and another is to write what Meyer wrote.
These are not vampires, they are super models and sex symbols. Seriously. It strikes me that the drive to perfection, with regret and that very nearly put them to run through a meadow full offlowers are screaming that Spring Queen
(or should I say night? could not even respect that only come out at night ¬ ¬) . I hate to extra-hormonal burden showed in each word. Is desperate to fill pages and pages of little things well and only managed to write 300 pages. It's awfully tired to see that the dialogues between the main characters (Bellastupida and Edward) are so ... Uninformative "?. That is, in 10 words they say 12 are "my life, I love you, my love, cute, blah blah blah" is inconsequential and downplayed the issue. I dunno, want me.. The classic gentleman with a look you out a sigh. Then I saw Nosferatu and Shadow of the Vampire xD. And I do not necessarily have to be beautiful and seductive, and of course a being that lives on the basis of our blood is not at all a be nice.
Well, I think Meyer was the first time. Poor, never saw Nosferatu xD. Tb
But I think that Meyer certainly exaggerated. As I said before, are totally unrealistic (and I'm talking about vampires, something completely UNREAL
!!!).
I'll do a comparison for you to understand me better:
Anne Rice's vampire vamp
areHTMLXC ok what does that?
Anyway, his vampires do not like, do not seem to vampires and werewolves ... well you remove the romance of the full moon, that the truth tb deducts points in my eyes because I am an extremist conservative and hopeless romantic. I do not like because in addition to not seem like vampires "tries" to make them appear as being super-mega-filthy really interesting and make me so banality ...¬¬ Bella ...
Bella is another case
truth (and one more reason to hate so call me). Bella repatea me, every thought, every word, every attitude of martyr-break-ball me mad. I think insolvency
QUÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE "?
Capto it's "teen"
and I am VERY
agree that probably could have written a pretty freaky teen (admittedly, some parts made me feel as if someone wrote a fanfiction instead of a novel xD). But that "is" the Anne Rice? (Rice porq now I began to write of Jesus Christ ¬ ¬)
What outrage! What blasphemy! Sacrilege!
I LOVE
the Vampire Chronicles and although Rice hastheir small defects (rambles quite arguably even in a so deep and tangled fiolosófica you xD) is not to compare with this ... amm, "writer? Of course ...
bone
And he who said that Lestat and Edward are like and Edward is better: kill him, seriously. Lestat is unmatched, we neither Dracula comes to the dirt of the toenails (if you have xD). Meyer When I read I can see q is an everyday thing, like a lucky person is found in a poky old town infested with vampires and werewolves, normal, "if I explain? She makes him feel as normal, inconsequential, EQUIS. The maximum culdo new languages and sites created unimaginable, opened a portal to a new world, a new way of viewing history through other different beings. Rowling if tb tb is good and invented a different and very interesting world could never surpass Tolkien. Even in his writing could be compared.
So that's the story. I am well off now that I said and if I offended anyone I apologize but I can not change my feelings towards these books. Maybe if you had 5 or 6 years younger, if a feverish pubertita about to enter adolescence and delighted me like I would like to be cFire and Ice "and I think I will, someone else would give me a good recommendation?
Ok, I just realized that LJ made some changes in my absence and not let me cut off that ¬ ¬ And as I will not pile everything on this one ticket (and also my pc and got sucker) then write the rest, there is no hurry naaaada xD.
These are not vampires, they are super models and sex symbols. Seriously. It strikes me that the drive to perfection, with regret and that very nearly put them to run through a meadow full offlowers are screaming that Spring Queen
(or should I say night? could not even respect that only come out at night ¬ ¬) . I hate to extra-hormonal burden showed in each word. Is desperate to fill pages and pages of little things well and only managed to write 300 pages. It's awfully tired to see that the dialogues between the main characters (Bellastupida and Edward) are so ... Uninformative "?. That is, in 10 words they say 12 are "my life, I love you, my love, cute, blah blah blah" is inconsequential and downplayed the issue. I dunno, want me.. The classic gentleman with a look you out a sigh. Then I saw Nosferatu and Shadow of the Vampire xD. And I do not necessarily have to be beautiful and seductive, and of course a being that lives on the basis of our blood is not at all a be nice.
Well, I think Meyer was the first time. Poor, never saw Nosferatu xD. Tb
But I think that Meyer certainly exaggerated. As I said before, are totally unrealistic (and I'm talking about vampires, something completely UNREAL
!!!).
I'll do a comparison for you to understand me better:
Anne Rice's vampire vamp
areHTMLXC ok what does that?
Bella is another case
truth (and one more reason to hate so call me). Bella repatea me, every thought, every word, every attitude of martyr-break-ball me mad. I think insolvency
QUÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE "?
Capto it's "teen"
and I am VERY
agree that probably could have written a pretty freaky teen (admittedly, some parts made me feel as if someone wrote a fanfiction instead of a novel xD). But that "is" the Anne Rice? (Rice porq now I began to write of Jesus Christ ¬ ¬)
I LOVE
the Vampire Chronicles and although Rice hastheir small defects (rambles quite arguably even in a so deep and tangled fiolosófica you xD) is not to compare with this ... amm, "writer? Of course ...
bone
And he who said that Lestat and Edward are like and Edward is better: kill him, seriously. Lestat is unmatched, we neither Dracula comes to the dirt of the toenails (if you have xD). Meyer When I read I can see q is an everyday thing, like a lucky person is found in a poky old town infested with vampires and werewolves, normal, "if I explain? She makes him feel as normal, inconsequential, EQUIS. The maximum culdo new languages and sites created unimaginable, opened a portal to a new world, a new way of viewing history through other different beings. Rowling if tb tb is good and invented a different and very interesting world could never surpass Tolkien. Even in his writing could be compared.
So that's the story. I am well off now that I said and if I offended anyone I apologize but I can not change my feelings towards these books. Maybe if you had 5 or 6 years younger, if a feverish pubertita about to enter adolescence and delighted me like I would like to be cFire and Ice "and I think I will, someone else would give me a good recommendation?
Ok, I just realized that LJ made some changes in my absence and not let me cut off that ¬ ¬ And as I will not pile everything on this one ticket (and also my pc and got sucker) then write the rest, there is no hurry naaaada xD.
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